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Happy 4th of July!

Gorny

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Happy 4th of July to those in the US.

Please remember to be safe ans sensible in the use of all fireworks, and to properly aim or throw rockets, firecrackers, sparklers and what not directly at @Noodle for maximum fun!

Have a great 4th!
 

superdave

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Just read about some yokel who lost 3 fingers on his left hand yesterday from lighting homemade fireworks. Last year he lost the thumb on his right hand doing the same thing. If I did the math correctly, he can enjoy his firework displays for 3 more years before he is digitless.
 

Gorny

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Some 20 year old got air lifted to a hospital yesterday for trying to get into the Guiness World Record book for stupid Fourth of July Tricks.
 

superdave

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Most roman candles inserted into his anus and lit simultaneously? Cause that's one record I hold that will never be broken.
 

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Have you tried Neopolitan candles? Very like the Roman candles, but thinner and crispier.